Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize