i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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