i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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