i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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