just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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