The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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