So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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