this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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