Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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