I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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