Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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