my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I want to be your penis for a week.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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