I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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