Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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