You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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