i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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