The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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