your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
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Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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