You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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