Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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