So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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