she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize