Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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