My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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