I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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