Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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