this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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