i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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