i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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