I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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