In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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