well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize