Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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