Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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