As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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