Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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