Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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