My pussy is not your playground.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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