Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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