After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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