I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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