someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she looked like the before picture.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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