Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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