I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You are the jesus of drinking
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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