I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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