grandma shit on top of the toilet
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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