Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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