Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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