There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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