You smell like stripper and shame
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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